🦅💦👕 The Eagle Jizz Tee: because nothing screams “fake patriotism” louder than MAGA cosplay wrapped in flags, dripping in gold, and completely clueless about the Constitution. We’re not celebrating it—we’re mocking it, right on your chest, where everyone can see the joke.
Bold block lettering, soft cotton, unisex fit—this shirt is as comfortable as it is savage. Wear it to protests, cookouts, or anywhere you want to make clear that you see through the cosplay patriots and their empty freedom talk.
- Sizes S–3XL
- Pre-shrunk, breathable cotton
- Print designed to last longer than a MAGA grift
Raise your voice, roll your eyes, and rock the irony: that’s Eagle Jizz. 🇺🇸😂
This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!