🦅💦👕 The Eagle Jizz Tee: because nothing screams “fake patriotism” louder than MAGA cosplay wrapped in flags, dripping in gold, and completely clueless about the Constitution. We’re not celebrating it—we’re mocking it, right on your chest, where everyone can see the joke.
Bold block lettering, soft cotton, unisex fit—this shirt is as comfortable as it is savage. Wear it to protests, cookouts, or anywhere you want to make clear that you see through the cosplay patriots and their empty freedom talk.
- Sizes S–5XL
- Pre-shrunk, breathable cotton
- Print designed to last longer than a MAGA grift
Raise your voice, roll your eyes, and rock the irony: that’s Eagle Jizz. 🇺🇸😂
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!