🦅💦☕ Introducing the Eagle Jizz Mug—because nothing says “performative patriotism” like wrapping yourself in a flag while ignoring the Constitution. This is our tongue-in-cheek salute to the MAGA crowd who think gold plating = freedom and cosplay-patriotism = actual civic duty.

With bold lettering on durable ceramic, this mug “celebrates” the fake patriotism we’re all sick of—by mocking it straight to its face.

• 11oz & 15oz sizes 🥤
• Dishwasher + microwave safe 🔥
• Strong enough to hold coffee and your disgust for phony freedom-lovers 🗽

Sip irony. Serve shade. Mock the cosplay kings. That’s Eagle Jizz. 🇺🇸😂

• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!